He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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