IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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