She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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