just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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