Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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