Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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