have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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