"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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