It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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