so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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