She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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