dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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