the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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