in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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