ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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