I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
