The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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