We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I am one with the molecules
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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