He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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