i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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