what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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