Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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