How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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