We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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