brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You may now shotgun with the bride
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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