Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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