Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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