Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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