Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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