This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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