Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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