Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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