Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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