Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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