wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Randomize
