I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i drank out of a bidet.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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