just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
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