We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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