It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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