i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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