yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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