he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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