is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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