Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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