What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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