Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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