ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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