So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Randomize
