Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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