I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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